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"text":"Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits _ against _.",
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"text":"This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the",
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"text":"What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?",
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"text":"What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?",
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"text":"What's the gift that keeps on giving?",
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"text":"When I pooped, what came out of my butt?",
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"text":"After months of debate, the Occupy Wall Street General Assembly could only agree on \"More _!\"",
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"text":"In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from _.",
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"text":"Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and _.",
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"text":"Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience _.",
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"text":"My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of _.",
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"text":"My new favorite porn star is Joey \"_\" McGee.",
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"text":"Only two things in life are certain: death and _.",
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"text":"What's harshing my mellow, man?",
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"text":"Your persistence is admirable, my dear Prince. But you cannot win my heart with _ alone.",
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"text":"In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure _ for all eternity.",
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"text":"Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're _.",
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"text":"My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of _ and _.",
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"text":"The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in _.",
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"text":"_. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.",
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"text":"_: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for _!",
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"text":"What left this stain on my couch?",
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"text":"When you get right down to it, _ is just _.",
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"text":"Turns out that _-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.",
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"text":"Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me _.",
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"text":"With enough time and pressure, _ will turn into _.",
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{
"text":"And what did you bring for show and tell?",
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"text":"Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you _.",
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"text":"After months of practice with _, I think I'm finally ready for _.",
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"text":"To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of _.",
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"text":"Finally! A service that delivers _ right to your door.",
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"text":"Having problems with _? Try _!",
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"text":"As part of his contract, Prince won't perform without _ in his dressing room.",
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"text":"Listen, son. If you want to get involved with _, I won't stop you. Just steer clear of _.",
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{
"text":"What's fun until it gets weird?",
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"text":"In the beginning, there was _. And the Lord said, \"Let there be _.\"",
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"text":"Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precocious child coming to terms with _.",
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{
"text":"_ will never be the same after _.",
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"text":"I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow _ at the country club.",
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{
"text":"How am I compensating for my tiny penis?",
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"text":"You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon _!",
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"text":"We never did find _, but along the way we sure learned a lot about _.",
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{
"text":"Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, our village praises your",
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"text":"infinite wisdom with a humble offering of _.",
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"text":"Man, this is bullshit. Fuck _.",
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"text":"You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on _, and then there's some stuff about _, and then it ends with _.",
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"text":"The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of _.",
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"text":"Alright, bros. Our frat house is condemned, and all the hot slampieces are over at Gamma Phi. That time has come to commence Operation _.",
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"text":"It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from _.",
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"text":"If you can't handle _, you'd better stay away from _.",
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{
"text":"Forget everything you know about _, because now we've supercharged it with _!",
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{
"text":"Honey, I have a new role-play I want to try tonight!",
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"text":"You can be _, and I'll be _.",
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"text":"This year's hottest album is \"_\" by _.",
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"text":"Every step towards _ gets me a little bit closer to _.",
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"text":"2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and she walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for _.",
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{
"text":"As king, how will I keep the peasants in line?",
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"text":"Adventure. Romance. _. From Paramount Pictures, \"_.\"",
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{
"text":"I am become _, destroyer of _!",
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{
"text":"And today's soup is Cream of _.",
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"text":"Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at that swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with _: priceless.",
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"text":"Do the Dew with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew _!",
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"text":"Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other's only interested in one thing: _.",
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{
"text":"Having the worst day EVER. #_",
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{
"text":"Heed my voice, mortals! I am the god of _ , and I will not tolerate _!",
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{
"text":"Help me doctor, I've got _ in my butt!",
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"text":"Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we all students to explore _ at their own pace.",
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{
"text":"Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I'm into _, and I love to have a good time.",
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"text":"Hi, this is Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled \"_.\" Can you explain?",
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"text":"I don't mean to brag, but they call me the Micheal Jordan of _.",
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"text":"In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of _.",
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"text":"In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with _.",
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"text":"Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without _.",
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"text":"Now in bookstores: \"The Audacity of _\" by Barack Obama.",
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{
"text":"Patient presents with _ . Likely a result of _ .",
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{
"text":"Well if _ is good enough for _, it's good enough for me.",
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{
"text":"Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principal's office for _.",
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{
"text":"What killed my boner?",
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{
"text":"What's making things awkward in the sauna?",
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{
"text":"WHOOO! God damn I love _!",
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{
"text":"Why am I broke?",
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{
"text":"Yo' mama's so fat she _!",
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{
"text":"I work my ass off all day for this family, and this what I come home to? _!?",
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{
"text":"I have a strict policy. First date, dinner. Second date, kiss. Third date, _.",
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"text":"When I was a kid we used to play Cowboys and _.",
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"text":"This is America. If you don't work hard, you don't succeed. I don't care if you're black, white, purple, or _.",
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"text":"You Won't Believe These 15 Hilarious _ Bloopers!",
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"text":"James is a lonely boy. But when he discovers a secret door in his attic, he meets a magical new friend: _.",
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{
"text":"My grandfather worked his way up from nothing.",
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"text":"When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and _.",
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{
"text":"Behind every powerful man is _.",
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"text":"You are not alone. Millions of Americans struggle with _ every day.",
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"text":"'This is madness!' 'No. THIS IS _!'",
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"text":"Listen, Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you're going to have to show me _.",
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"text":"I went to the desert and ate of the peyote cactus.",
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{
"text":"Turns out my spirit animal is _.",
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"text":"And would you like those buffalo wings mild, hot, or _?",
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"text":"The six things I could never do without: oxygen, facebook, chocolate, netflix, friends, and _ LOL!",
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{
"text":"Why won't you make love to me anymore? Is it _?",
"pick":1
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"text":"Puberty is a time of change. You might notice hair growing in new places. You might develop an interest in _. This is normal.",
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"text":"I'm sorry, Mrs. Chen, but there was nothing we could do. At 4:15 this morning, your son succumbed to _.",
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"text":"Tonight, we will have sex. And afterwards, if you'd like, a little bit of _.",
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"text":"Everybody join hands and close your eyes. Do you sense that? That's the presence of _ in this room.",
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"text":"To become a true Yanomamo warrior, you must prove that you can withstand _ without crying out.",
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"text":"If you had to describe me, the Card Czar, using only one of the cards in your hand, which one would it be?",
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"text":"I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like _.",
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{
"text":"Errbody in the club _.",
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"text":"Barack Obama net worth.",
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"text":"Barack Obama ___.",
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"text":"Son, take it from someone who's been around the block a few times. Nothin' puts her in the mood like _.",
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"text":"Art isn't just a painting in a stuffy museum. Art is alive. Art is _.",
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{
"text":"You won't believe what's in my pussy. It's _.",
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{
"text":"What's the most problematic?",
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{
"text":"Feeling so grateful! #amazing #mylife #_.",
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{
"text":"What's a total waste of Hillary Clinton's time?",
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{
"text":"What's the gayest?",
"pick":1
},
{
"text":"_ be all like _.",
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{
"text":"Girls just wanna have _.",
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"text":"One more thing. Watch out for Big Mike. They say he killed a man with _.",
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{
"text":"Well, shit. My eyes ain't so good, but I'll eat my own boot if that ain't _!",
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{
"text":"If at first you don't succeed, try _.",
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},
{
"text":"What will end racism once and for all?",
"pick":1
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"text":"I'll take the BBQ bacon burger with friend egg and fuck it how about _.",
"pick":1
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{
"text":"Well if _ is a crime, then lock me up!",
"pick":1
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{
"text":"We do not shake with our left hands in this country. That is the hand we use for _.",
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{
"text":"You know who else liked _? Hitler.",
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{
"text":"Poor Brandon, still living in his parent's basement. I heard he never got over _.",
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},
{
"text":"What totally destroyed my asshole?",
"pick":1
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{
"text":"I don't believe in God. I believe in _.",
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{
"text":"Then the princess kissed the frog, and all of a sudden the frog was _!",
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},
{
"text":"I got rhythm, I've got music, I've got _. Who could ask for anything more?",
"pick":1
},
{
"text":"No, no, no, no, no, no, NO! I will NOT let _ ruin this wedding.",
"pick":1
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{
"text":"Coming to Red Lobster this month, _.",
"pick":1
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{
"text":"Ooo, daddy like _.",
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{
"text":"Best you go back where you came from, now. We don't take too kindly to _ in these parts.",
"pick":1
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{
"text":"Summer lovin', had me a blast. _, happened so fast.",
"pick":1
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{
"text":"LSD + _ = really bad time.",
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{
"text":"What are all those whales singing about?",
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{
"text":"As Teddy Roosevelt said, the four manly virtues are honor, temperance, industry, and _.",
"pick":1
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{
"text":"I tell you, it was a non-stop fuckfest. When it was over, my asshole looked like _.",
"pick":1
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{
"text":"What turned me into a Republican?",
"pick":1
},
{
"text":"I'm sorry, sir, but your insurance plan doesn't cover injuries caused by _.",
"pick":1
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{
"text":"Run, run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm _!",
"pick":1
},
{
"text":"There is no God. It's just _ and then you die.",
"pick":1
},
{
"text":"She's just one of the guys, you know? She likes beer, and football, and _.",
"pick":1
},
{
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"pick":1
},
{
"text":"What sucks balls?",
"pick":1
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{
"text":"I've had a horrible vision, father. I saw mountains crumbling, stars falling from the sky. I saw _.",
"pick":1
},
{
"text":"Oh no! Siri, how do I fix _?",
"pick":1
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{
"text":"Dance like there's nobody watching, love like you'll never be hurt, and live like you're _.",
"pick":1
},
{
"text":"Mom's to-do list: Buy Groceries Clean up ___. Soccer Practice.",
"pick":1
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{
"text":"Why am I laughing and crying and taking off my clothes?",
"pick":1
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{
"text":"She's a lady in the streets, _ in the sheets.",
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{
"text":"What's about to take dance floor to the next level?",
