diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Structures/Decoration/banners.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Structures/Decoration/banners.yml
index cc0c90503d..c2567814ac 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Structures/Decoration/banners.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Structures/Decoration/banners.yml
@@ -91,7 +91,7 @@
   id: BannerScience
   parent: BannerBase
   name: science banner
-  description: A banner displaying the colors of the science department. Where stupidity is proven greater than the universe.
+  description: A banner displaying the colors of the science department. Where science has no bounds, and regulations are rarely followed.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Structures/Decoration/banner.rsi
@@ -101,7 +101,7 @@
   id: BannerSecurity
   parent: BannerBase
   name: security banner
-  description: A banner displaying the colors of the shitcurity department. Security, my bad.
+  description: A banner displaying the colors of the security department. You're surprised it's not vandalised.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Structures/Decoration/banner.rsi