diff --git a/Resources/Locale/en-US/station-events/events/immovable-rod.ftl b/Resources/Locale/en-US/station-events/events/immovable-rod.ftl
index 06abcc85c3..1b0e0a478b 100644
--- a/Resources/Locale/en-US/station-events/events/immovable-rod.ftl
+++ b/Resources/Locale/en-US/station-events/events/immovable-rod.ftl
@@ -1 +1 @@
-station-event-immovable-rod-start-announcement = High velocity unidentified object is on a collision course with the station. Impact imminent.
+station-event-immovable-rod-start-announcement = What the fuck was that?!?