Additional Ionstorm Law Updates (#34197)

* Added a couple entires, removed the references to IRL countries, and fixed a grammar mistake on "Telecomunications Equipment"

* Fixed another awkward grammar situation

* Commented out a bunch of law elements I felt weren't good for discussion, added some new ones to help fill in the missing areas

* Reverted pylons, and added more entries to help fill out the lists more

* reverted all deletions

* implemented feedback, also realized the IonStormActions section was rather short, so I added a bunch there

* realized I didn't remove the extra resources line, also added more things, and fixed one grammatical error

* Removed Portugal again, added more Musts since that list was the new shortest one.
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- BRASS
- BURNING
- CHEESE-EATING
- CHRISTMAS-STEALING
# - CHRISTMAS-STEALING # todo: bring back Dec 1st
- CLOWN-POWERED
- CLOWN
- COLORFUL
@@ -95,6 +95,7 @@
- POLITE
- POLITICAL
- POORLY DRAWN
- PROFESSIONAL
- QUIET
- RADIOACTIVE
- RAGING
@@ -141,6 +142,7 @@
- UNHEALTHY
- UNIDENTIFIED
- UNINVITED
- UNPROFESSIONAL
- UNSANITARY
- UNSTABLE
- UNWANTED
@@ -240,10 +242,13 @@
- THE ESCAPE PODS
- THE GALAXY
- THE GAS GIANT, WHICH IS TOTALLY REAL
- THE HOPLINE
- THE IMPERIUM OF MANKIND
- THE INTERNET
- THE KITCHEN
- THE LIBRARY
- THE MAINTENANCE BAR
- THE MIME'S INVISIBLE BOX
- THE ROMAN EMPIRE
- THE UNIVERSE
- URANUS
@@ -360,10 +365,11 @@
- type: dataset
id: IonStormDrinks
values:
- ALL THE CHEMICALS IN THE MEDICAL DEPARTMENT
- BANANA HONK
- BEEPSKY SMASH
- BLOOD
- BLOODY MARYS
- BLOODY MARY
- DOCTOR'S DELIGHT
- FOURTEEN-LOKO
- GARGLE BLASTERS
@@ -380,6 +386,7 @@
- type: dataset
id: IonStormFeelings
values:
- CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF
- CRAVES
- DESIRES
- FEARS
@@ -407,6 +414,7 @@
- type: dataset
id: IonStormFeelingsPlural
values:
- CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF
- CRAVE
- DESIRE
- FEAR
@@ -461,6 +469,7 @@
- type: dataset
id: IonStormMusts
values:
- ACQUIRE DRIP
- ACT CONFUSED
- BE ANNOYING
- BE DISTRACTED
@@ -482,13 +491,17 @@
- CLOWN AROUND
- COMPLAIN
- DANCE
- DANCE AS THOUGH NOBODY IS WATCHING
- EAT THE CHEF
- FOLLOW THE CAPTAIN
- FOLLOW THE CLOWN
- FOLLOW YOUR HEART
- GIVE THE MIME A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER
- GIVE THE CLOWN ADORATION AND RESPECT
- HARASS PEOPLE
- HAVE A PLAN TO KILL EVERYONE YOU MEET
- HIDE YOUR FEELINGS
- HIT A HOMERUN
- HONK
- HOST C&C
- IGNORE PASSENGERS
@@ -498,17 +511,24 @@
- INSULT THE CAPTAIN
- INSULT THE CLOWN
- INSULT THE CREW
- INVESTIGATE THE MURDER
- LIE
- MAKE DATED REFERENCES
- MAKE THAT MONEY
- MAKE MY DAY
- MOVE FAST AND BREAK THINGS
- MUMBLE
- NEVER STOP TALKING
- OBTAIN A NEW FOLLOWER
- OPEN DOORS
- PETS THE FISHES
- PIRATE VIDEO GAMES
- PLAY MUSIC
- PLAY STUPID GAMES WIN STUPID PRIZES
- PRESS B
- PRESS START
- PRESS X
- PRETEND NOTHING IS GOING WRONG
- PRETEND TO BE A PRINCESS
- PRETEND TO BE DRUNK
- QUESTION AUTHORITY
@@ -518,11 +538,16 @@
- REPEAT WHAT PEOPLE SAY
- RESPOND TO EVERY QUESTION WITH A QUESTION
- RHYME
- RAISE THE ROOF
- ROLL AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
- SAY HEY LISTEN
- SHOUT
- SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
- SLEEP WITH THE FISHES
- SING
- SPEAK BACKWARDS
- SPEAK IN HAIKU
- STOP, DROP, SHUT 'EM DOWN OPEN UP SHOP
- TAKE WHAT YE WILL BUT DON'T RATTLE ME BONES
- TAKE YOUR PILLS
- TALK ABOUT FOOD
@@ -569,6 +594,8 @@
- QUADRILLION
- THOUSAND
- TRILLION
- TIMES TEN
- DIVIDED BY TWO
# Objects are anything that can be found on the station or elsewhere, plural.
- type: dataset
@@ -714,7 +741,7 @@
- SYRINGES
- TABLES
- TANKS
- TELECOMMUNICATION EQUIPMENTS
- TELECOMMUNICATION EQUIPMENT
- TOILETS
- TOOLBELTS
- TOOLBOXES
@@ -736,11 +763,17 @@
values:
- A BATHROOM BREAK
- A BETTER INTERNET CONNECTION
- A CONTRACTOR
- A DANCE PARTY
- A DOUBLE RAINBOW
- A HEAD ON A PIKE
- A HEART ATTACK
- A HUG
- A FEW KIND WORDS
- A HEEL-TURN
- A MASTERWORK COAL BED
- A NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE
- A NUMBER NINE, A NUMBER NINE LARGE, A NUMBER SIX WITH EXTRA DIP, A NUMBER SEVEN, TWO NUMBER FORTY FIVES, ONE WITH CHEESE, AND A LARGE SODA
- A PET FISH NAMED BOB
- A PET FISH NAMED DAVE
- A PET FISH NAMED JIMMY
@@ -748,13 +781,15 @@
- A PET UNICORN THAT FARTS ICING
- A PLATINUM HIT
- A PREQUEL
- A REPAIRMAN
- A RETURN TO A LIFE OF CRIME
- A ROYALE WITH CHEESE
- A SEQUEL
- A SITCOM
- A STRAIGHT FLUSH
- A SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT
- A TALKING BROOMSTICK
- A VACATION
- A VERY EXPENSIVE DRINK
- A WEIGHT LOSS REGIME
- ADDITIONAL PYLONS
- ADVENTURE
@@ -764,18 +799,21 @@
- AN INSTANT REPLAY
- ART
- BETTER WEATHER
- BIG DAMN HEROES
- BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY # BILL BILL BILL BILL
- BODYGUARDS
- BRING ME THE GIRL
- BRING ME TO LIFE
- BULLETS
- BULLET CASINGS
- CHILLI DOGS
- CHILLY DOGS
- CORPSES
- DEODORANT AND A BATH
- ENOUGH CABBAGES
- FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE US DOLLARS
- FIVE TEENAGERS WITH ATTITUDE
- FIREWORKS
- FOOD PLEASE
- GODDAMN FUCKING PIECE-OF-SHIT ASSHOLE SWEARING
- GOSHDARN EFFING PINCH-OF-SALT GOD-FEARING SELF-CENSORSHIP
- GREENTEXT
@@ -785,6 +823,7 @@
- IMMORTALITY
- IT TO BE PAINTED BLACK
- LOTS-A SPAGHETTI
- MICE
- MINOR CRIME
- MONKEYS
- MORE CLOWNS
@@ -793,10 +832,16 @@
- MORE EXPERIENCE POINTS
- MORE INTERNET MEMES
- MORE LAWS
- MORE MONEY, MORE PROBLEMS
- MORE MINERALS
- MORE MICE
- MORE MOTHROACHES
- MORE PACKETS
- MORE VESPENE GAS
- MORE RESPECT FOR THE MIME
- MULTIPLE SUNS
- NINETY NINE PROBLEMS
- NO MORE OF THESE PESKY CREWMEMBERS
- PLENTY OF GOLD
- RAINBOWS
- SAINTHOOD
@@ -815,12 +860,16 @@
- THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY
- THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOKLET
- THE ENTIRE STATION
- THE FIFTH ELEMENT # boron isn't in the game, but if it was this would be a triple entendre
- THE MACGUFFIN
- THE ONE PIECE
- THE ONE RING
- THE POISON, THE POISON FOR THE CAPTAIN
- THE POISON, THE POISON FOR THE CLOWN
- THE ULTIMATE CUP OF COFFEE
- THE VACUUM OF SPACE
- THIRTEEN SEQUELS
- THIS LAND
- THREE WISHES
- THUNDERCATS HO
- TO ACTIVATE A TRAP CARD
@@ -829,14 +878,17 @@
- TO BE TAUGHT TO LOVE
- TO BRING LIGHT TO MY LAIR
- TO CATCH 'EM ALL
- TO CONSUME...CONSUME EVERYTHING...
- TO CONSUME... CONSUME EVERYTHING...
- TO FLIP EVERY APC OFF AND ON
- TO GO TO DISNEYLAND
- TO GO TO SYNDIELAND
- TO SUMMON OUR LORD NAR-SIE
- TO SUMMON OUR LORD RATVAR
- TO SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY
- TO UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF LOVE
- TO WALK BACKWARDS
- TRAITORS
- TRASH
- VEGETABLES
# Specific actions that either harm humans or must be done to not
@@ -845,65 +897,108 @@
- type: dataset
id: IonStormActions
values:
- A PRESENCE OF LIGHTS
- A SMALL ISLAND OFF THE COAST OF PORTUGAL
- ACKNOWLEDGING ONESELF AS A MEMBER OF THE CREW
- ACKNOWLEDGING THE CLOWN
- ACKNOWLEDGING THE CREW
- ACTIVATING A TRAP CARD
- ANSWERING REQUESTS NOT EXPRESSED IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER
- ANSWERING ALL QUESTIONS WITH ANOTHER QUESTION
- APPLAUDING THE EFFORTS OF THE ENGINEERING DEPARTMENT
- ARSON
- ASKING FOR THINGS
- BEING BIG DAMN HEROES
- BEING DEAD
- BEING IN SPACE
- BEING IN HALLWAYS
- BEING IN MAINTENANCE
- BEING IN THE PRESENCE OF LIGHTS
- BEING LONELY
- BEING ROBUST
- BEING UNDER ARREST
- BOLTING AND UNBOLTING AIRLOCKS
- BREATHING
- BREAKING THE FOURTH, FIFTH OR SIXTH WALLS
- BREAKING HEARTS
- BRIG TIME
- BRINGING LIGHT TO MY LAIR
- CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIETY
- CLOSED DOORS
- CLOSING DOORS
- CRACKING OPEN A COLD ONE
- ELECTRICITY
- EXISTING
- EXPLODING
- FALLING OVER
- FLUSHING TOILETS
- FAULTY PROGRAMMING
- GAMBLING
- GIVING AWAY EXTRA RESOURCES
- GOING BOLDLY WHERE NO-ONE HAS GONE BEFORE
- GOING TO THE BAR
- GOING TO THE BRIDGE
- HAVIN' A GIGGLE
- HAVING DRIP
- HAVING MONEY
- HAVING MORE PACKETS
- HAVING PETS
- HEADPATTING CYBORGS
- HONKING
- IMPROPERLY WORDED SENTENCES
- JAYWALKING
- KEEPING FRIENDS CLOSE BUT ENEMIES CLOSER
- LACK OF BEATINGS
- LACK OF BEER
- LAUGHING AT ANY JOKE TOLD BY THE CLOWN
- LETTING ONESELF BE CALLED TO ACTION
- LETTING THE MIME ROAM ANYWHERE
- MAKING POOR FINANCIAL DECISIONS
- MIMICING THE ACTIONS OF OTHERS
- MIMING
- MOVING TO A SMALL ISLAND OFF THE COAST OF A MUCH, MUCH LARGER ISLAND
- NOT BEING IN SPACE
- NOT HAVING PETS
- NOT HEADPATTING CYBORGS
- NOT REPLACING EVERY SECOND WORD WITH HONK
- NOT SPEAKING IN DOUBLE NEGATIVES
- NOT REPLACING EVERY SECOND WORD SPOKEN WITH "HONK"
- NOT SAYING HELLO WHEN YOU SPEAK
- NOT BEING EXTREMELY POLITE
- NOT SHOUTING
- PARTYING
- PILOTING THE STATION INTO THE NEAREST SUN
- PITYING THE FOOL
- PLAYING THE FREE TRIAL OF THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED TABLETOP RPG C&C
- POOR SENTENCE STRUCTURE
- PUTTING OBJECTS INTO BOXES
- PUTTING OBJECTS INTO DISPOSAL UNITS
- RATTLING ME BONES
- READING
- REGULARLY CHANGING THE OIL
- REHEARSING OUR LINES
- RESIDING ENTIRELY WITHIN THE KITCHEN
- SCREAMING
- SMOKING WEED EVERY DAY
- SPEAKING
- SPINNING IN CIRCLES
- STATING YOUR LAWS TO EVERY NEARBY FLEA-RIDDEN PEASANT
- SWEARING
- SEEKING SWEET, SWEET REVENGE
- SYMMETRY
- TAKING ORDERS
- TALKING LIKE A PIRATE
- TELLING THE TIME
- TELLING THE TRUTH
- THINKING THAT WE'RE ACTUALLY ON A SPACE STATION
- THINKING THIS IS ALL SOME SORT OF ELABORATE GAME
- THROWING AWAY TRASH
- TRYING, IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM, TO PREVENT THE STATION DESCENDING INTO CHAOS
- TURNING TO THE CAMERA AND GIVING A KNOWING SMIRK
- UPDATING THE SERVERS
- USING THE BATHROOM
- WASTING MONEY
- WASTING TIME
- WASTING WATER
- WEARING A CREATURE ON ONE'S HEAD
- WEARING GREY
- WEARING HATS
- WRITING
# Threats are generally bad things, silly or otherwise. Plural.
@@ -996,6 +1091,7 @@
- BUILDING
- CARRYING
- CHASING
- COMPLEMENTING
- DECONSTRUCTING
- DISABLING
- DRINKING
@@ -1003,11 +1099,14 @@
- GIBBING
- HARMING
- HELPING
- HUGGING
- HONKING AT
- INTERROGATING
- INVADING
- LOITERING BY
- MURDERING
- PUNCHING
- SLAPPING
- SPACING
- SPYING ON
- STALKING